Alright, I know some of you may make some "smart remarks" about this, but the reason why this bothers me is because it is my friend. Let me tell what happened and I need some opinions on if she is flirting with me.
So my friend, I'll call him Jeremy and I'll call myself Dan (i doubt he goes here but I still want this annoymonous), and I, work on creating this computer game together. Yesterday I went over to his house and as usual his mom answered the door, said hi, and then Jeremy walked in and we went to his bedroom where he has the computer and our game outline.
A little about his mom first of all- she's been divorced for a long time. Now, I admit she does look nice for someone who is an older divorced mother She's got this medium length brown hair, and that day I remember she wore a green top and some long gray pants. I usually don't notice but I clearly remember what she looked like that day because it shocked me what happened, i'll continue on.
I'm sitting next to Jeremy with a notebook while he's attempting to draw a "sprite"- essentially like a drawinig for this space ship. He's complaining about how even with using the straight line tool it still looks a little "zig zagged" on the side of the space ship. His mother walked in and said, "you guys having problems"
and Jeremy said, "this tool for drawing a straight line still makes it look crooked". His mom said, "Let Dan try", and I said "I don't know if i can do much better but i'll give it a shot"
So I was dragging the line with the mouse cursor and instead of letting go of the mouse i managed to keep moving it until the line was completely straight, and then his mom said "you must have veeery sturdy hands".
Anyway she walked away and I just kept talking to Jeremy and said, "Oh okay i guess if you don't let go of the cursor right away you can adjust it to look straight"
We switched seats and I was so relieved I played it cool and my friend didn't seem to notice her remark being weird:um
An hour later the phone rang and said "Jeremy, it's SuchNsuch (his other friend)". He was like "be right back just start programming the keys".
While he was on the phone, his mom came inside the room with a laundry basket and i didn't look but she was probably picking up his pile of clothes.
She then stood beside me and said, "so my son tells me this game is about trying to destroy other ships and travelling to planets..is that right?"
I was like "yeah, the goal is to keep the space ship alive, land on different planets and explore the territory"
She looked at me and said "well i guess in that game you've got to shoot a lot if you want to keep going" :no and I kinda had to hold back a laugh and said "yep.." She then said, i'll be right back let me just put this big load in the washer"
"jeremy shouldn't be too long, but hey at least you get to use your skills"
When she left I kept thinking "hurry up Jeremy, please get off the phone you retard!"
It barely took her long at all to shove that stuff in the washing machine and come right back in her son's bedroom. There just conveniently happened to be a shirt lying under his bed and I turned around when she said "oh my!" and I saw she found some porn magazine, and I accidentally burst out laughing.
She found it amusing, and was like "you'd think everyone would have switched to internet by now to avoid issues like these from occuring" and winked at me. She placed the mag and shirt back and said, "this never happened" and i said "understood and just smiled".
Anyway Jeremy came back and it was so awkward, and I'm supposed to go to his house again tomorrow.
So my friend, I'll call him Jeremy and I'll call myself Dan (i doubt he goes here but I still want this annoymonous), and I, work on creating this computer game together. Yesterday I went over to his house and as usual his mom answered the door, said hi, and then Jeremy walked in and we went to his bedroom where he has the computer and our game outline.
A little about his mom first of all- she's been divorced for a long time. Now, I admit she does look nice for someone who is an older divorced mother She's got this medium length brown hair, and that day I remember she wore a green top and some long gray pants. I usually don't notice but I clearly remember what she looked like that day because it shocked me what happened, i'll continue on.
I'm sitting next to Jeremy with a notebook while he's attempting to draw a "sprite"- essentially like a drawinig for this space ship. He's complaining about how even with using the straight line tool it still looks a little "zig zagged" on the side of the space ship. His mother walked in and said, "you guys having problems"
and Jeremy said, "this tool for drawing a straight line still makes it look crooked". His mom said, "Let Dan try", and I said "I don't know if i can do much better but i'll give it a shot"
So I was dragging the line with the mouse cursor and instead of letting go of the mouse i managed to keep moving it until the line was completely straight, and then his mom said "you must have veeery sturdy hands".
Anyway she walked away and I just kept talking to Jeremy and said, "Oh okay i guess if you don't let go of the cursor right away you can adjust it to look straight"
We switched seats and I was so relieved I played it cool and my friend didn't seem to notice her remark being weird:um
An hour later the phone rang and said "Jeremy, it's SuchNsuch (his other friend)". He was like "be right back just start programming the keys".
While he was on the phone, his mom came inside the room with a laundry basket and i didn't look but she was probably picking up his pile of clothes.
She then stood beside me and said, "so my son tells me this game is about trying to destroy other ships and travelling to planets..is that right?"
I was like "yeah, the goal is to keep the space ship alive, land on different planets and explore the territory"
She looked at me and said "well i guess in that game you've got to shoot a lot if you want to keep going" :no and I kinda had to hold back a laugh and said "yep.." She then said, i'll be right back let me just put this big load in the washer"
"jeremy shouldn't be too long, but hey at least you get to use your skills"
When she left I kept thinking "hurry up Jeremy, please get off the phone you retard!"
It barely took her long at all to shove that stuff in the washing machine and come right back in her son's bedroom. There just conveniently happened to be a shirt lying under his bed and I turned around when she said "oh my!" and I saw she found some porn magazine, and I accidentally burst out laughing.
She found it amusing, and was like "you'd think everyone would have switched to internet by now to avoid issues like these from occuring" and winked at me. She placed the mag and shirt back and said, "this never happened" and i said "understood and just smiled".
Anyway Jeremy came back and it was so awkward, and I'm supposed to go to his house again tomorrow.
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