Adidas’ campaign for the new Chelsea kit involved many of its stars being doused in blue paint. Maybe to highlight the fit of the new shirts, hoping to persuade the more unfit among their fans to maybe buy a sweatshirt instead. Icelandic club Tindastóll decided to make one of their own. Less for shirt sales and more for comedic purposes.

The hype for this one was solid. The Icelandic clubs have an archive of great celebrations, so a spoof video should be of the same caliber. So they begin pouring white paint all over some shirtless players. Or maybe fetid milk. And they continue pouring. And some intimidating facial expressions occur. And more milk/paint. And then it ends. And now I think I just watched a fetish video.

[101gg]

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09:27

He got fat. He got skinny. Now he’s slightly fluffy again. But it doesn’t matter, because the skills haven’t faded and he can still move for a big man. In a friendly in Brazil he put on the boots and darted past the statue in defense while finishing deftly with his left. The tank’s not empty, so get this man a contract. And a cake. Cake first.

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09:12

Hokeun Choi is an artist/designer from Seoul, South Korea with a love for football. And it’s brilliant. And it’s really just brilliant. And you should just click on this list and cycle through all his pretty things.

He seems to be a rather big fan of The Original Ronaldo, which leaves me wondering: are those his lips in the gun handle above?

Maybe don’t answer that.



A few more of the favorites, which is somewhat impossible – they’re all equally cool.

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09:27

After departing their title celebrations, Rio Ferdinand, Nemanja Vidic and Robin Van Persie all hopped in a cab. A blue cab. Etihad decided to use the photo in an ad in the Manchester Evening and everybody comes out looking like winners; Etihad for its humor and Manchester United for, well, actually being the winners.

Though you can rest assured if City wins the title next season, this image will be used again to highlight City & sponsors removing United from their title celebrations.

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08:42

This weekend will see the official unveiling of the caxirola, Brazil’s answer to the vuvuzela – their own official instrument/soundtrack to the 2014 World Cup. Because taking the most annoying thing about the World Cup in South Africa and constructing their own is a brilliant idea.

On Sunday, Vitoria will take on Bahia, where the ‘instrument’ will gets its official unveiling. It might be worth picking up a dodgy stream just to see what it’s like. Or whether or not going all Vincent van Gogh before the summer of 2014 might not be such a terrible call. (It is. Don’t do that.)

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09:27

Mats Hummels seemed destined to win this week’s award for worst backpass, especially considering the magnitude of the match. Thankfully, Bayern Munich’s teammate Robert Lewandowski came to the rescue and who the hell remembers Hummels anyway.

Georgian Akaki Khubutia of Mordovia Saransk won’t be quite so lucky. Not only does he not have a freebie into the Champions League final, but his is far worse. Plus they lost. And his club is likely to be relegated.

Apparently it’s not obvious one shouldn’t back-heel a back pass without looking.

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08:42

You know, this type of thing happens way too often. A Copa Libertadores match between Huachipato of Chile and Gremio ended in a draw violence when those from Huachipato began attacking Gremio coach Vanderlei Luxemburgo for suggesting the Chileans enjoy a vacation (presumably he was less polite). Vanderlei, owner of the world’s most extensive coaching resume, attempts to flea, but fails and offers us a very important lesson: if nonsense might go down, don’t wear loafers on a football pitch. No traction.

The end of any images of Vanderlei has him on his back appearing as though he’s accepted his imminent demise. (He’s fine today.)

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08:12

That is the face of a man just caught buying 36 bottles of Jagermeister on a stolen credit card.

No really.

The oh-silly-you-you-caught-me look works here, but Jozo Gaspar did lose his job coaching in Croatia as a result, considering he took the plastic from the wallet of one of his own players. Fairly sure that makes him the worst coach in the world, though Chelsea fans will probably disagree.

Josip Gašpar played 420 times for the country’s most popular club – Dinamo Zagreb – and was sacked over Easter from his job as coach of Prečko – a team in Zagreb’s first division.

At the time it was unclear why he had lost his job, but now according to reports in the Croatian media, it is alleged he stole a wallet from one of his players while it was in the dressing room.

He is then is said to have gone to a shop in Zagreb City centre and spent £447 on 36 one-litre bottles of Jagermeister, using a credit card he found in the wallet.

There is probably a trip to rehab in this man’s future. And if he were a celebrity most places in the world, he’d be celebrated twice as greatly upon leaving rehab whilst the player would be chastised for enabling his addiction by holding the credit card in the first place.

Or maybe he should just attempt to forget about the whole thing by downing some Jager. That works too.

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08:57